How to bombard someone with an Eiffel Tower in 5 steps...

1. Act like you're all BFFs and sandwich the victim.

2. Quickly follow this by interlocking hands with your arms wrapped around the prey. As the image shows, he is caught quite off guard.

3. Give him a little preview of what the near future holds.

4. He's probably confused at this point, so give poor guy some guidance. He will comply, if treated with patience and kindness, but most importantly reassurance that this won't be embarrassing.

5. Great success! And everyone's happy!